Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women!
Because a motorcycle, any motorcycle, is less expensive than a woman
Your Motorcycle doesn't mind if you call her a hog.
Your Motorcycle is happy with what ever time your spend on her.
A motorcycle doesn't spend your money on useless accessories to wear, and then never wear them.
After riding the same motorcycle for years, you still enjoy riding it.
When you buy your motorcycle a gift, it doesn't say: it's the wrong size or color.
Your bike will take you anywhere you want without complaining.
Your Motorcycle will never leave you for another rider.
You can have as many Motorcycles as you want.
They don't complain about always being on the bottom.
It's cool for them to make loud noises around people.
They turn on with a push of the button.
A Motorcycle doesn't care if it is a smaller size.
The only place your bike wants to be is between your legs.
Motorcycles will give you a good ride everytime you mount it.
When you go looking for rings, they are measured in CC's, not karats.
Motorcycles don't tell you that the last rider was better than you.
Your motorcycle doesn't want to talk after you rider it.
When you get a motorcycle it doesn't come with a mother in law.
When your are done with your motorcycle, it's still worth something.
Because they don't take you to places where you don't want to go.
Because they don't whine about being out all night.
Because they are always grateful for a good lube job day or night.
Because they don't say lets cuddle after a long ride.
You can rub them all over and a motorcycle will never tell you to stop.
When you get done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad.
Motorcycles are better that woman because they will take you anywhere.
You never have to wait for a motorcycle.
They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Motorcycles don't hate their bodies.
Motorcycles understand that riding in circles is better than asking for directions.
Anyone can get a good-looking motorcycle.
Good motorcycles are available everywhere.
The thrill of the ride is never absent on a motorcyle.
You can rev up your Motorcycle with a simple twist of the wrist.
Your buddies will ask you first before they take a ride on your Motorcycle.
When you invest in a Motorcycle, you know you can get your money back.
A Motorcycle doesn't care if you've forgotten the anniversary of the day you first rode it.
A Motorcycle doesn't insist on "protection" before you can ride it.
A Motorcycle can never fool around on you.
Putting larger headlights on your Motorcycle is relatively cheap.
You don't have to spend much when taking your Motorcycle out for a drink.
A Motorcycle won't hide parking tickets from you.
Motorcycles do not pressure you to buy a tank bra to show your commitment.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.