Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men!             

• My Motorcycle has never let me down.
• A Motorcycle never leaves the seat up.
• A Motorcycle will go as fast as you want, as long as you want without finishing before you're ready.
• A Motorcycle will let you ride as many times in one day as you want.
• Your Motorcycle won't get embarrassed for making noise right along with you.
• You are always in control without having to hear any complaints or grumbles.
• You can just be satisfied with one position.
• You are always in control without having to hear any complaints or grumbles.
• Motorcycles go with your mood.
• You can ride a motorcycle and it will last longer than a man.
• Motorcycles keep going until we have arrived together.
• Your bike doesn't care what time of the month we are in.
• Your bike doesn't have a spare tire.
• Motorcycles are better then men because they don't make you do something perverted just because you are wearing leather.
• Motorcycles are better than men because they have a kill switch.
• Motorcycles are better than men because there is nothing quite like having nothing but horsepower throbbing between your legs.
• When motorcycles spring a leak the only place it splashes is on the road.
• When you grip a motorcycle with your thighs it doesn't think you're being kinky.
• Motorcycles will never tell you it's time to stop riding and settle down.
• Motorcycles can't get you pregnant.
• Motorcycles know when it's too cold to ride.
• Motorcycles don't ask you to cook dinner.
• Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.