Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women!             

  • Because a motorcycle, any motorcycle, is less expensive than a woman
  • Your Motorcycle doesn't mind if you call her a hog.
  • Your Motorcycle is happy with what ever time your spend on her.
  • A motorcycle doesn't spend your money on useless accessories to wear, and then never wear them.
  • After riding the same motorcycle for years, you still enjoy riding it.
  • When you buy your motorcycle a gift, it doesn't say: it's the wrong size or color.
  • Your bike will take you anywhere you want without complaining.
  • Your Motorcycle will never leave you for another rider.
  • You can have as many Motorcycles as you want.
  • They don't complain about always being on the bottom.
  • It's cool for them to make loud noises around people.
  • They turn on with a push of the button.
  • A Motorcycle doesn't care if it is a smaller size.
  • The only place your bike wants to be is between your legs.
  • Motorcycles will give you a good ride everytime you mount it.
  • When you go looking for rings, they are measured in CC's, not karats.
  • Motorcycles don't tell you that the last rider was better than you.
  • Your motorcycle doesn't want to talk after you rider it.
  • When you get a motorcycle it doesn't come with a mother in law.
  • When your are done with your motorcycle, it's still worth something.
  • Because they don't take you to places where you don't want to go.
  • Because they don't whine about being out all night.
  • Because they are always grateful for a good lube job day or night.
  • Because they don't say lets cuddle after a long ride.
  • You can rub them all over and a motorcycle will never tell you to stop.
  • When you get done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad.
  • Motorcycles are better that woman because they will take you anywhere.
  • You never have to wait for a motorcycle.
  • They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  • Motorcycles don't hate their bodies.
  • Motorcycles understand that riding in circles is better than asking for directions.
  • Anyone can get a good-looking motorcycle.
  • Good motorcycles are available everywhere.
  • The thrill of the ride is never absent on a motorcyle.
  • You can rev up your Motorcycle with a simple twist of the wrist.
  • Your buddies will ask you first before they take a ride on your Motorcycle.
  • When you invest in a Motorcycle, you know you can get your money back.
  • A Motorcycle doesn't care if you've forgotten the anniversary of the day you first rode it.
  • A Motorcycle doesn't insist on "protection" before you can ride it.
  • A Motorcycle can never fool around on you.
  • Putting larger headlights on your Motorcycle is relatively cheap.
  • You don't have to spend much when taking your Motorcycle out for a drink.
  • A Motorcycle won't hide parking tickets from you.
  • Motorcycles do not pressure you to buy a tank bra to show your commitment.
  • You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
  • You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
  • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
  • Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
  • It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
  • Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
  • You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
  • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
  • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.